Technicolor: Status and prospects

Technicolor models are briefly reviewed, and a number of promising signatures at hadron colliders are described. Low-scale technicolor should be discoverable in Run II of the Fermilab Tevatron; failing that, it would be hard to miss at the LHC. While technicolor models may be unfashionable, it is important to search for their signatures; we do not know how nature has chosen to break electroweak symmetry.