TALL TALES

The thin man in the circus was so thin, he had to stop playing"Fetch"with his dog because the dog always brought him back instead of the stick. A woman in Hollywood has such large eyes that when she winks, the windfrom her eyelids blows out a burning match.There is a man in Alabama who is so forgetful that one night he put his catto bed and put himself outside. He didn’t discover his mistake until a dogchased him, and he found he couldn’t climb a tree.That same forgetful man put his best shirt to bed and sent himself to thelaundry to be washed. But he didn’t realize what he had done until thelaundress tried to iron him.