In the past decade, marketing gurus have called for customer care, customer focus, even - shudder - customer, centricity. But according to marketing professor Stephen Brown, the customer craze has gone too far. in this article, he makes the case for "retromarketing"-a return to the days when marketing succeeded by tormenting customers rather than pandering to them. Using vivid examples, Brown shows that many recent consumer marketing coups have decidedly not been customer-driven. They've relied instead on five basic retromarketing principles: Exclusivity. Retromarketing eschews the modem marketing proposition of "here it is there's plenty for everyone?, by holding back supplies and delaying gratification. You want it? Can't have it. Try again later, pal. Secrecy. Whereas modem marketing is up-front and transparent, retromarketing revels in mystery, intrigue, and covert operations. (Consider the classic "secree recipes that have helped to purvey all sorts of comestibles.) The key is to make sure the existence of a secret is never kept secret Amplification. In a world of incessant commercial chatter, amplification is vital, and it can be induced in many ways, from mystery to affront to surprise. Entertainment. Marketing must divert, engage, and amuse. The lack of entertainment is modem marketing's greatest failure. Tricksterism. Customers loved to be teased. The tricks don't have to be elaborate to be effective; they can come cheap. But the rewards can be great if the brand is embraced, even briefly, by the in crowd. Managers may be dismayed by the thought of deliberately thwarting consumers. But if marketers were really customer oriented, they'd give their customers what they want: old-style, gratuitously provocative marketing.