Following Anselm of Canterbury I argue against Hugh McCann's claim that a traditional, classical theist understanding of God's relationship to creation entails that God is the cause of our choices, including our choice to sin. I explain Anselm's thesis that God causes all that has ontological status, yet does not cause sin. Then I show that McCann's God, if not a sinner, must nonetheless be an unloving deceiver, McCann's theodicy fails on its own terms, his proposed requirements for moral authenticity are insufficient, and his suggestion that his universe is "safer" than Anselm's is misguided.